1 00:01:02,289 --> 00:01:12,630 Sync and corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:21,911 --> 00:01:22,931 I'm not gay. 3 00:01:23,051 --> 00:01:24,413 All right. I'm just saying, 4 00:01:24,445 --> 00:01:27,207 I've noticed a pattern developing around breakfast time. 5 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:29,669 See, you come in late, just before Vause. 6 00:01:29,794 --> 00:01:31,879 Strategically staggered arrival? 7 00:01:32,296 --> 00:01:33,673 Sounds familiar. 8 00:01:33,756 --> 00:01:36,717 No, absolutely not. That's ridiculous. 9 00:01:37,176 --> 00:01:40,179 Okay, where were you then? 'Cause I went by your cube... 10 00:01:40,304 --> 00:01:41,347 Where was I? 11 00:01:41,472 --> 00:01:43,516 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. 12 00:01:43,599 --> 00:01:45,225 Shh. Show, don't tell. 13 00:01:47,394 --> 00:01:50,063 So, yes, Alex and I have been spending a lot of time together 14 00:01:50,606 --> 00:01:52,065 but it's not like I'm... 15 00:01:52,191 --> 00:01:53,591 What, rejoining the softball league? 16 00:01:55,152 --> 00:01:57,571 No, softball is the furthest thing from my mind. 17 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:58,865 Oh, no, let me be clear. 18 00:01:58,990 --> 00:02:02,201 By softball, I meant two in her front and then one in the butt, 19 00:02:02,284 --> 00:02:05,204 and then just eating her pussy a lot, 'cause you like it so much. 20 00:02:05,329 --> 00:02:07,809 Let me explain something to you... And playing with her titties. 21 00:02:08,123 --> 00:02:10,626 Alex and I are very old friends. 22 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:13,086 We have an affectionate relationship. 23 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,172 I need that. 24 00:02:15,255 --> 00:02:17,717 I'm human. It's about comfort, right? 25 00:02:17,884 --> 00:02:20,260 Hey, Morello, remember when we used to comfort each other? 26 00:02:20,386 --> 00:02:22,638 Sure. You were very comfortable. 27 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:24,181 Hey, guys. 28 00:02:24,264 --> 00:02:25,474 Just barely made breakfast. 29 00:02:26,141 --> 00:02:27,768 Long shower line? 30 00:02:27,894 --> 00:02:29,562 Yeah, it was really awful today. 31 00:02:29,645 --> 00:02:31,230 Your hair's dry. 32 00:02:55,046 --> 00:02:56,047 Hey! 33 00:02:56,129 --> 00:02:58,632 I can't believe people actually live up here, bro. 34 00:02:58,758 --> 00:02:59,717 Excuse me. 35 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,845 There is, like, nothing around. 36 00:03:03,262 --> 00:03:04,263 What the fuck? 37 00:03:07,224 --> 00:03:08,475 Oh, shit. 38 00:03:11,228 --> 00:03:12,438 You're like RoboCop. 39 00:03:12,563 --> 00:03:13,940 I think you have the wrong house. 40 00:03:14,065 --> 00:03:16,650 No, I get it now. You can't get a real job. 41 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:19,319 That's why they got you up here in Sleepy Hollow. 42 00:03:19,445 --> 00:03:21,072 Yo, Daya know you're a cyborg? 43 00:03:22,448 --> 00:03:23,407 Excuse me? 44 00:03:23,490 --> 00:03:25,534 I guess she must by now, right? 45 00:03:26,077 --> 00:03:27,118 Okay, who the hell are you? 46 00:03:29,872 --> 00:03:31,749 I'm a friend of the family, bro. 47 00:03:32,374 --> 00:03:34,919 All right. Well, you need to leave. Now. 48 00:03:35,002 --> 00:03:37,129 When I heard what was going on, 49 00:03:37,254 --> 00:03:38,798 I got really concerned, 50 00:03:39,673 --> 00:03:41,550 because I love them Diaz girls. 51 00:03:41,634 --> 00:03:45,638 And then I heard it was a prison guard slipping it to my Daya, papo. 52 00:03:46,346 --> 00:03:50,059 I know you're not taking her to a dinner and a movie first. 53 00:03:50,643 --> 00:03:51,685 But I hear you was in the army, 54 00:03:51,811 --> 00:03:53,172 so I figure you must have some kind 55 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:55,064 of honor code or something, right? 56 00:03:56,315 --> 00:03:57,775 You wouldn't just get a girl pregnant 57 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,359 and forget about her, would you? 58 00:04:01,528 --> 00:04:02,655 What? 59 00:04:02,822 --> 00:04:04,156 Where are you gonna put the crib, bro? 60 00:04:04,281 --> 00:04:05,321 What are you talking about? 61 00:04:05,365 --> 00:04:06,826 It's kind of cramped in here, bro. 62 00:04:06,909 --> 00:04:09,411 Maybe you should think about getting a two bedroom. 63 00:04:09,495 --> 00:04:11,246 So kids can have their own room. 64 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:15,626 For when you're fucking bitches. 65 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:22,591 Oh, gosh! 66 00:04:29,098 --> 00:04:31,684 Am I crazy or do these cards smell faintly like urine? 67 00:04:31,809 --> 00:04:33,019 Smell that. Ew! 68 00:04:33,144 --> 00:04:34,311 Stop it. Get it away from my face. 69 00:04:34,394 --> 00:04:36,647 What? Is it bringing back memories? 70 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:38,190 What? Fifty Shades of Crazy Eyes. 71 00:04:38,315 --> 00:04:39,859 Stop it. Smell it. 72 00:04:39,984 --> 00:04:41,504 Why are you trying to look at my cards? 73 00:04:41,527 --> 00:04:42,945 Cut it out. I know how you play. 74 00:04:43,029 --> 00:04:44,530 Don't you look at my cards! Stop it. Cut it out. 75 00:04:44,655 --> 00:04:46,115 Why you doing that? 76 00:04:52,538 --> 00:04:54,581 It's weird how normal this feels. 77 00:04:54,748 --> 00:04:55,749 What? 78 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:58,502 I feel like I'm 23 and no time has passed. 79 00:05:01,547 --> 00:05:04,800 Well, I think that when you have a connection with someone, 80 00:05:04,884 --> 00:05:06,719 it never really goes away, you know? 81 00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:12,558 You snap back to being important to each other because you still are. 82 00:05:15,895 --> 00:05:17,775 But I've changed so much since we were together. 83 00:05:17,813 --> 00:05:19,231 Haven't you? No. 84 00:05:19,398 --> 00:05:22,568 No, not really. I'm pretty consistent. 85 00:05:24,070 --> 00:05:25,154 Can I ask you something? 86 00:05:25,362 --> 00:05:26,405 Yeah. 87 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:29,825 Do you think it's odd I haven't heard from Larry since Thanksgiving? 88 00:05:30,993 --> 00:05:32,411 You know, maybe he's mad at me that 89 00:05:32,536 --> 00:05:33,913 I wasn't able to see him while I was in SHU. 90 00:05:33,996 --> 00:05:36,082 But that would be totally fucked up, wouldn't it? 91 00:05:36,165 --> 00:05:37,526 I'm not sure you're in the position 92 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:38,944 to feel indignant right now, Piper. 93 00:05:39,919 --> 00:05:41,170 Do you think I'm a terrible person? 94 00:05:41,252 --> 00:05:45,507 No! I think that we do what we need to do to survive. 95 00:05:45,674 --> 00:05:47,927 Hey! What the hell you think you're doing? 96 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:49,095 Nothing. 97 00:05:49,178 --> 00:05:51,138 You. Gimme your shoes. What? 98 00:05:51,262 --> 00:05:53,724 You deaf or something? Take off your motherfucking shoes! 99 00:05:55,101 --> 00:05:56,227 Hey, back off, all right? 100 00:05:56,393 --> 00:05:59,270 Oh, you about to step? Oh! 101 00:06:04,735 --> 00:06:07,780 Your face, yo! You was like... 102 00:06:07,947 --> 00:06:10,908 "Hey, back off." You so gangsta. 103 00:06:10,991 --> 00:06:12,243 Give me some, give me some. 104 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:13,619 All right, inmates. 105 00:06:13,744 --> 00:06:16,287 Enough. Save it for the kids. 106 00:06:16,413 --> 00:06:17,748 What's going on? 107 00:06:17,831 --> 00:06:19,917 Yo, scared straight in the house, y'all, ya know? 108 00:06:20,751 --> 00:06:22,836 I'ma scare us some bad kids. 109 00:06:22,962 --> 00:06:26,215 I'ma go platinum up on them whippersnappers! Yeah! 110 00:06:26,297 --> 00:06:28,926 I'm gonna make them shit their little delinquent panties! 111 00:06:29,009 --> 00:06:30,261 Hey. 112 00:06:30,343 --> 00:06:32,972 Ladies, this is serious. 113 00:06:33,055 --> 00:06:35,306 These kids are going down a bad path. 114 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:38,727 Your jobs are to deter them from making the same mistakes you did. 115 00:06:38,894 --> 00:06:40,479 But we can make them cry, right? 116 00:06:40,562 --> 00:06:41,643 Yeah, you can make them cry. 117 00:06:41,688 --> 00:06:43,649 Yeah. I'ma make them cry all right. 118 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:45,484 Cry like they're going through a haunted house, 119 00:06:45,567 --> 00:06:46,860 haunted house called "life." 120 00:06:46,986 --> 00:06:49,529 I thought you said this was an acting opportunity. 121 00:06:49,655 --> 00:06:50,864 It is. 122 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:52,574 You want to sign up? 123 00:06:52,658 --> 00:06:53,867 No, I don't. 124 00:06:54,201 --> 00:06:56,411 Other prisons get to do Shakespeare and shit. 125 00:06:56,495 --> 00:06:57,830 I want to play a role. 126 00:06:57,955 --> 00:07:01,750 Like Desdemona, or Ophelia, or Clair Huxtable. 127 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,085 Tell you what. 128 00:07:03,169 --> 00:07:05,004 You can play whatever character you want, 129 00:07:05,087 --> 00:07:08,465 so long as that character is the stuff of naughty brats' nightmares. 130 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:11,343 Yeah. I can do that. 131 00:07:12,511 --> 00:07:13,679 Line up! 132 00:07:19,476 --> 00:07:22,437 You know, I don't do much of the cooking at home. 133 00:07:22,521 --> 00:07:23,939 Christopher's the one who cooks. 134 00:07:24,023 --> 00:07:25,357 Really? 135 00:07:25,482 --> 00:07:26,803 Yeah, and not just out of the box. 136 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:29,361 All fancy ingredients. 137 00:07:29,862 --> 00:07:34,366 Bucatini. You ever hear of that? It's like a hollow spaghetti. 138 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:37,119 He made that once with a clam sauce. 139 00:07:37,494 --> 00:07:38,996 You know, you can go if you want. 140 00:07:39,121 --> 00:07:40,664 I have everything under control. 141 00:07:40,747 --> 00:07:42,708 Oh, no, I like helping. 142 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:46,545 Hello, ladies. 143 00:07:48,172 --> 00:07:52,176 Red, you happen to have those ice cream bars that I asked for? 144 00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:07,440 It's not ice cream, is it? 145 00:08:10,652 --> 00:08:14,240 Hey! Look who's back from the dungeon of doom. 146 00:08:14,323 --> 00:08:15,366 Hey, what's up? 147 00:08:17,784 --> 00:08:18,785 Hey, Red. 148 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:27,419 So I detoxed. You know, I'm clean now. Drug-free America, yo. 149 00:08:27,586 --> 00:08:31,715 What do you want, a medal? A sticker that says, "great job"? 150 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:34,593 Well, no. I just thought... What did you think? 151 00:08:35,386 --> 00:08:37,596 That everything would be fine? 152 00:08:37,763 --> 00:08:42,642 I have one rule. No drugs. You lied to my face. 153 00:08:43,769 --> 00:08:45,812 You're on your own. 154 00:08:48,274 --> 00:08:49,400 Fine. 155 00:08:50,734 --> 00:08:53,946 Excuse me, sir. Spare a little change? Even a quarter? 156 00:08:54,071 --> 00:08:57,199 Hello, ma'am, a little help, please? I'm so hungry. 157 00:09:00,744 --> 00:09:02,121 Yo, what's so funny? 158 00:09:02,204 --> 00:09:03,956 You're trying too hard. 159 00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:05,124 People don't wanna give anything 160 00:09:05,207 --> 00:09:06,528 unless they think it's their idea. 161 00:09:08,794 --> 00:09:09,878 See? 162 00:09:11,171 --> 00:09:12,714 Yeah, great, except their idea is that 163 00:09:12,798 --> 00:09:15,039 a dime and three pennies is gonna get us something to eat. 164 00:09:16,885 --> 00:09:17,928 Come on, take a break. 165 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:24,143 Here. 166 00:09:25,769 --> 00:09:27,729 Where'd you get this? Whole Foods. 167 00:09:27,896 --> 00:09:28,981 You didn't see me, right? 168 00:09:29,064 --> 00:09:30,149 No. 169 00:09:30,774 --> 00:09:32,192 'Cause I'm smooth like that. 170 00:09:33,026 --> 00:09:35,528 Here, I got us a carrot too, 171 00:09:35,654 --> 00:09:37,448 so our diet is balanced and shit. 172 00:09:37,906 --> 00:09:39,325 Dinner, dessert. 173 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:41,493 I'm no good at stealing. 174 00:09:41,618 --> 00:09:43,179 It's not stealing. I'm gonna pay for it. 175 00:09:43,996 --> 00:09:45,164 What are you talking about? 176 00:09:45,247 --> 00:09:46,415 Check it out. 177 00:09:49,168 --> 00:09:50,336 I keep a log, yo. 178 00:09:50,461 --> 00:09:53,046 I'm not about stealing. See? 179 00:09:53,172 --> 00:09:55,715 When I leave this world, I ain't owing nobody nothing. 180 00:09:58,344 --> 00:10:01,347 Hey. One of you want to come to a party? 181 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:02,514 Fuck off. 182 00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:05,309 Well, fuck you too, street rat. 183 00:10:05,976 --> 00:10:08,354 Motherfucker looks like my rapist step-dad. 184 00:10:08,437 --> 00:10:09,980 Wanna go somewhere else? 185 00:10:10,105 --> 00:10:11,648 In a minute, I'm charging my phone. 186 00:10:12,899 --> 00:10:15,319 Hey, you gonna pay for that electricity too someday? 187 00:10:16,695 --> 00:10:19,823 Shit. I never thought about it like that. 188 00:10:20,782 --> 00:10:24,870 Don't take too much off. I just want it to look neat. 189 00:10:25,412 --> 00:10:27,747 Relax. It's not like I'm exactly 190 00:10:27,873 --> 00:10:30,250 overwhelmed with the possibilities. 191 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,252 So when's your visitor? 192 00:10:33,212 --> 00:10:34,380 Who said I had a visitor? 193 00:10:34,505 --> 00:10:36,507 You've never let me touch your head, 194 00:10:36,589 --> 00:10:39,551 and I would take it personally if I didn't know how cheap you are 195 00:10:39,676 --> 00:10:40,927 with your commissary. 196 00:10:41,053 --> 00:10:43,930 He must be pretty special for you to part with all those Tums. 197 00:10:44,056 --> 00:10:45,432 It's a friend. 198 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:48,227 Someone I haven't seen in a long time. 199 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,436 How long? 200 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:50,896 Ten years. 201 00:10:52,231 --> 00:10:53,232 Oh. 202 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:55,817 That is a long time. 203 00:11:00,239 --> 00:11:02,408 Think I know what we're gonna do. 204 00:11:05,411 --> 00:11:09,081 What? What radio program? 205 00:11:09,248 --> 00:11:12,376 Oh, yeah. You know that show Urban Tales? 206 00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:13,544 With Maury Kind? 207 00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:15,586 Yeah, he was at Thanksgiving. 208 00:11:15,754 --> 00:11:18,090 He looks nothing like he sounds on the radio. 209 00:11:18,882 --> 00:11:20,591 Who is that? It's Neri. 210 00:11:21,343 --> 00:11:25,556 Anyhow. He's doing a show about long distance relationships next Sunday. 211 00:11:25,638 --> 00:11:28,267 And that's probably why you haven't heard from him. 212 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:30,561 He's probably working on his show. 213 00:11:30,643 --> 00:11:33,939 About our relationship? What is he gonna say? 214 00:11:34,106 --> 00:11:38,569 I don't know, good stuff. I better go now, we're just heading out. 215 00:11:39,152 --> 00:11:41,113 We're going to shoot guns! 216 00:11:41,238 --> 00:11:42,281 Guns? 217 00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:46,952 No, just cans. Cans, with guns. 218 00:11:47,035 --> 00:11:48,454 You hate guns. 219 00:11:48,537 --> 00:11:49,996 It's just an air rifle. No, it's not. 220 00:11:50,122 --> 00:11:53,624 Okay, bye, Piper, love you, stay out of the stew. 221 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:56,295 SHU. The SHU. 222 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:57,796 Yeah, isn't that what I said? 223 00:11:59,672 --> 00:12:00,799 Bye. 224 00:12:03,135 --> 00:12:05,471 Hey, guys, what's the hold up? 225 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,598 Dude. You need to talk to Piper. 226 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:08,807 Was that her? 227 00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:11,250 She wants to know why you're not picking up. She sounded mad. 228 00:12:11,268 --> 00:12:12,436 She's mad? 229 00:12:13,312 --> 00:12:15,355 Did you ask her why she went to the SHU? 230 00:12:15,481 --> 00:12:16,982 No. That's none of my business. 231 00:12:18,484 --> 00:12:21,778 Dude, look, you can stay here, we can go shoot guns, 232 00:12:21,861 --> 00:12:23,541 you can help me set up my maple syrup taps, 233 00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:25,698 but you have to talk to my sister. 234 00:12:25,865 --> 00:12:27,658 Communication is key, man. 235 00:12:28,577 --> 00:12:30,661 I know. I know. I will. I just... 236 00:12:31,163 --> 00:12:36,168 I need some time to figure out what to say. You know. 237 00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:37,961 Okay. 238 00:12:40,506 --> 00:12:43,716 Bad news? No news. I can't get ahold of him. 239 00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:46,011 But apparently, he's going to be on the radio. 240 00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:47,596 Your guy's a musician? 241 00:12:47,762 --> 00:12:50,516 No. No. Public radio. 242 00:12:50,641 --> 00:12:52,725 He's going to be talking about me. 243 00:12:52,851 --> 00:12:54,436 He's going to be talking about how 244 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:58,273 my going to prison affects him, as a partner. 245 00:12:59,858 --> 00:13:00,859 Oh. 246 00:13:02,152 --> 00:13:03,273 Do you need to use the phone? 247 00:13:04,029 --> 00:13:07,616 I just tried. You know, Mercy and me, we haven't talked in a while. 248 00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:10,035 So, I can't get through either. 249 00:13:10,118 --> 00:13:11,203 How much longer are you in here for? 250 00:13:11,328 --> 00:13:12,371 Four left. 251 00:13:14,289 --> 00:13:15,706 Wow. 252 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:18,669 Yeah, problems are problems, yo. We all make bad choices. 253 00:13:18,835 --> 00:13:20,962 It's just some of us got different bad choices to make. 254 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:23,714 This is awful. 255 00:13:24,924 --> 00:13:28,220 It's so traditional. And I'm not a traditional person. 256 00:13:28,345 --> 00:13:29,929 Although, I guess maybe I am, 257 00:13:30,055 --> 00:13:32,140 since I'm getting married and I don't even believe in marriage. 258 00:13:32,224 --> 00:13:33,766 What am I doing? Am I drunk? 259 00:13:33,892 --> 00:13:35,394 You look beautiful. This is awesome. 260 00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:38,980 Is it bad to admit I'm even feeling a little jealous? 261 00:13:39,147 --> 00:13:41,816 No, I love being the target of envy. That means I'm winning. 262 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,569 We're coming! 263 00:13:43,694 --> 00:13:46,905 I can't even begin to imagine "forever" with somebody. 264 00:13:47,072 --> 00:13:49,740 Well, surprise, surprise, considering the kind of girls you date. 265 00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:51,451 The kind of girls that I date? 266 00:13:51,577 --> 00:13:53,704 Hot girls who make you crazy. 267 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:56,456 I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. 268 00:13:56,582 --> 00:13:59,292 I like hot people. What can I say, I'm shallow. 269 00:13:59,418 --> 00:14:00,419 That's not what I mean. 270 00:14:00,627 --> 00:14:03,589 You keep looking for people you have that chemical thing with, 271 00:14:03,672 --> 00:14:05,006 but that's not the whole package. 272 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,967 You have to find someone you can spend two weeks with 273 00:14:08,093 --> 00:14:09,802 in a cramped timeshare in Montauk, 274 00:14:09,928 --> 00:14:11,638 in the rain, and not want to kill. 275 00:14:12,723 --> 00:14:16,602 He made jigsaw puzzles fun and competitive. 276 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,604 That sounds truly boring. 277 00:14:18,729 --> 00:14:20,146 When I put my cold feet on him, 278 00:14:20,272 --> 00:14:23,858 he's always warm and only sometimes annoyed. 279 00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:27,487 But I want both. I want warm, but I also want hot. 280 00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:30,115 I want fireworks. 281 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,825 I want somebody I can have adventures with. 282 00:14:32,951 --> 00:14:33,952 Oh! 283 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:38,957 Look, adventure is just hardship 284 00:14:39,124 --> 00:14:40,751 with an inflated sense of self. 285 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,836 Eventually, you want someone you can curl up with. 286 00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:47,591 Someone who knows when it's time to order Chinese. 287 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:51,052 And that's Pete? Yeah, that's Pete. 288 00:14:51,177 --> 00:14:53,722 Plus, he's never shown any interest in fucking me in the ass, 289 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,606 for which I am grateful. Well, you never know. 290 00:14:55,641 --> 00:14:57,850 He maybe just be saving that hole for marriage. 291 00:15:00,979 --> 00:15:02,981 Keep moving, ladies! 292 00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:07,360 Inmate. Diaz. 293 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:09,154 Your counselor wants to see you. Come with me. 294 00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:10,530 What's going on? I have work. 295 00:15:11,114 --> 00:15:13,283 Your counselor says it's important. 296 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,042 Cesar came to my house. 297 00:15:23,168 --> 00:15:25,504 What? Cesar? Am I saying that right? 298 00:15:25,587 --> 00:15:27,213 He's tall. Bald. Has apparently killed 299 00:15:27,339 --> 00:15:28,965 with his bare hands, and a blunt object 300 00:15:29,048 --> 00:15:31,217 and a hunting knife and an assortment of firearms. 301 00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:33,845 Says he's a family friend. And he loves children. 302 00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:37,015 He wanted to make sure that I had enough room for the crib. 303 00:15:38,391 --> 00:15:39,768 My mom must have told him. 304 00:15:40,018 --> 00:15:41,458 Well, when were you going to tell me? 305 00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:44,161 I don't know. I didn't know if I wanted to. 306 00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:45,691 What else would you do? 307 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,984 Is there a pill you can take? Is... 308 00:15:49,695 --> 00:15:50,987 I don't want to do that. 309 00:15:51,613 --> 00:15:53,533 You don't actually think you can have it, do you? 310 00:15:53,824 --> 00:15:55,867 Why not? Why not? 311 00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:58,537 Because I am a CO. I could go to jail as a sex offender. 312 00:15:59,037 --> 00:16:01,914 We can figure something out. If you love me... 313 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,200 If I love you? It has nothing, 314 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,408 it has nothing to do with that. 315 00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:06,252 It does to me. 316 00:16:08,921 --> 00:16:12,425 Good, you're here. It's about time we had a family discussion. 317 00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:14,177 You need to do the right thing. 318 00:16:14,302 --> 00:16:15,928 You have a good government job. 319 00:16:16,054 --> 00:16:17,681 You probably get some pension money 320 00:16:17,806 --> 00:16:19,432 for that fucking pirate wooden leg. 321 00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:21,226 Yeah, that's right, I know about that. 322 00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:23,520 First of all, it's not a wooden leg, it's polypropylene 323 00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:25,063 and I don't get any money for it. 324 00:16:25,814 --> 00:16:27,858 You got blown up in a war, you get money. 325 00:16:27,982 --> 00:16:29,192 I didn't lose it in combat. 326 00:16:30,985 --> 00:16:33,739 Wait, that didn't happen in Afghanistan? No. 327 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:38,493 Yeah, get the fucking ball! Get the fucking ball! 328 00:16:38,702 --> 00:16:39,911 I don't care if the soda was flat, 329 00:16:39,994 --> 00:16:41,079 you don't have any way to prove it 330 00:16:41,204 --> 00:16:42,581 so you can't get your money back. 331 00:16:44,332 --> 00:16:47,419 Look, If I'd lost it in Afghanistan, I'd have help. 332 00:16:47,502 --> 00:16:50,672 But I went into a dirty hot tub in Orlando with a small scrape, 333 00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:52,632 and I got a big infection. 334 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:54,967 At Disney World? 335 00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:59,097 No, it's like a five-minute drive from Disney World. 336 00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:01,433 You probably should tell people you lost it in the war. 337 00:17:01,516 --> 00:17:03,142 Okay, well, I don't have any money. 338 00:17:03,268 --> 00:17:05,937 Okay? Everything I saved went to medical bills. 339 00:17:06,104 --> 00:17:09,357 Those are the breaks, papa. Save some more. 340 00:17:09,441 --> 00:17:10,901 You got nine months. 341 00:17:30,295 --> 00:17:34,633 Hey, come here. Come on. 342 00:17:39,721 --> 00:17:42,432 I got some very good stuff this month. 343 00:17:42,599 --> 00:17:46,352 None of that generic OxyContin. Non-generic OxyContin. 344 00:17:46,478 --> 00:17:48,354 I can't. I just got clean. 345 00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:52,484 Okay, then you can distribute. 346 00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:56,154 I got flush while you were away on your Fuck Up's Holiday. 347 00:17:56,279 --> 00:17:59,574 What am I going to do, go cube-to-cube like a fucking Avon lady? 348 00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:02,299 I don't know. But I can't. I'm in enough trouble with Red as it is. 349 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:05,538 Fuck Red. You owe me. 350 00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:08,166 For what? My cousin paid you. 351 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,668 Only for the last batch. 352 00:18:09,835 --> 00:18:13,421 What about all the ones before that? You was on store credit, girl. 353 00:18:13,588 --> 00:18:15,674 Well, I thought that... You thought what? 354 00:18:16,508 --> 00:18:20,386 You were on some blowjob layaway plan? No, no, no, no, no. 355 00:18:21,847 --> 00:18:23,097 You owe me. 356 00:18:26,768 --> 00:18:27,853 How much? 357 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,027 You get rid of all of these and we'll call it even. 358 00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:42,492 I want an empty baggie and a list of names. 359 00:18:44,661 --> 00:18:47,288 "The borrower is slave to the lender." 360 00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:50,082 "That's from Proverbs right there. 361 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,712 Saw it on a bumper sticker. 362 00:18:53,837 --> 00:18:57,590 And when I say, you have received the Holy Spirit within you, 363 00:18:58,257 --> 00:19:00,969 you won't need any medicine. You won't need a band-aid. 364 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,179 You won't need your beer. 365 00:19:03,262 --> 00:19:07,058 He will be that medicine, he will be that band-aid, 366 00:19:07,225 --> 00:19:10,353 he will be that beer. Can I get an Amen? 367 00:19:10,436 --> 00:19:11,771 Amen. Hey, new glasses. 368 00:19:11,897 --> 00:19:13,899 Better to see you with, my dear. 369 00:19:14,649 --> 00:19:17,736 Have you seen this? She's faith healing now. 370 00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:19,404 You still have that headache? 371 00:19:19,529 --> 00:19:22,782 Yeah, but, you know, it's not the worst headache I've ever had. 372 00:19:22,949 --> 00:19:24,743 What about now? 373 00:19:24,826 --> 00:19:26,369 I don't know. 374 00:19:26,912 --> 00:19:28,038 Gone? 375 00:19:29,497 --> 00:19:31,416 Amen! Amen! 376 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,334 Hallelujah! 377 00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:35,921 Why would anyone ever listen to her? 378 00:19:36,004 --> 00:19:38,882 I don't know what you're talking about, she clearly has magic powers. 379 00:19:38,965 --> 00:19:41,092 Like what, the power of the snitch? 380 00:19:42,343 --> 00:19:45,638 What I wouldn't give to watch her slip and fall. 381 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,641 Listen to you, all vindictive. 382 00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,847 She broke your glasses and she locked you in a dryer. 383 00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:52,353 She also stole my mattress. 384 00:19:52,437 --> 00:19:53,558 Don't think I don't remember. 385 00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:55,605 I just have a different way of dealing with things. 386 00:19:55,774 --> 00:19:57,984 I like seeing this old Piper temper, though. 387 00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,778 I don't have a temper. 388 00:20:00,152 --> 00:20:04,490 I used to have a temper. Now I have a passion for justice. 389 00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:09,913 ...because that is the majesty of our Lord. That is the power of our Lord. 390 00:20:09,996 --> 00:20:12,707 Man, what the hell you know about the Lord anyway? 391 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:13,833 Excuse me? 392 00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:18,170 Man, you ain't got no healing power. You ain't got shit. 393 00:20:18,421 --> 00:20:20,840 Hey, you don't know what you're talking about. Tucky's touched, okay. 394 00:20:20,966 --> 00:20:21,967 Oh, my God. 395 00:20:22,092 --> 00:20:24,970 She made Angie's headache go away, right, Ang? 396 00:20:25,095 --> 00:20:26,554 I wanna say yes. 397 00:20:26,638 --> 00:20:31,392 No, she didn't, she took that headache and she gave it to me. Ha! 398 00:20:31,643 --> 00:20:32,769 Piper, chill. 399 00:20:34,395 --> 00:20:37,482 I'll tell you what. I got a fucked up knee. 400 00:20:37,565 --> 00:20:41,486 You so spiritual, come and show me what you got. 401 00:20:42,278 --> 00:20:43,321 It don't work that way. 402 00:20:44,823 --> 00:20:46,032 Huh? 403 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,533 No, it don't? 404 00:20:47,659 --> 00:20:51,370 It don't work no way 'cause you just like the Wizard of Oz. 405 00:20:51,537 --> 00:20:54,666 Just a bunch of show and nothing behind the curtain. 406 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,919 What are you talking about? Wizards are evil. 407 00:20:58,086 --> 00:21:00,505 It's okay, you need me. All right, all right, all right. 408 00:21:00,588 --> 00:21:02,298 You know what, I never claimed to have any special powers. 409 00:21:02,674 --> 00:21:06,344 I just do as the Lord tells me, and it flows through me. 410 00:21:06,427 --> 00:21:09,555 Jibber, jibber, jabber, jabber. Lay hands, bitch. 411 00:21:18,606 --> 00:21:21,901 Holy Spirit, I'm calling on you right now, Holy Spirit. 412 00:21:22,986 --> 00:21:25,864 You and me and her, together as one, healing these knees. 413 00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:28,199 Make this woman well! 414 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:35,915 Holy shit! 415 00:21:38,543 --> 00:21:39,919 You did it. 416 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,216 You actually did it. 417 00:21:46,051 --> 00:21:48,386 You see? You see? 418 00:21:48,887 --> 00:21:53,265 You're not like the Wizard of Oz. You're like the Wizard of God! 419 00:21:56,895 --> 00:21:58,479 Are you seeing this? 420 00:21:58,563 --> 00:22:00,523 She's awfully talented. 421 00:22:07,572 --> 00:22:10,742 You wanna get to someone, you gotta have a long game. 422 00:22:16,748 --> 00:22:20,251 What... Hello? Hello? 423 00:22:24,839 --> 00:22:26,591 This is Polly and Pete's place, right? Yeah. 424 00:22:26,716 --> 00:22:28,927 Are you a burglar? No! 425 00:22:29,052 --> 00:22:33,098 No, no, I'm, I'm sorry, no, no. 426 00:22:33,223 --> 00:22:35,808 I'm Larry, I live next door. 427 00:22:36,392 --> 00:22:39,562 They asked me to water their plants while they're on vacation. 428 00:22:39,645 --> 00:22:42,107 They have air conditioning and cable. 429 00:22:45,151 --> 00:22:47,528 I'm Piper. I'm Polly's friend. 430 00:22:47,612 --> 00:22:49,697 Yeah. Yeah. 431 00:22:51,908 --> 00:22:54,077 I'm sorry, are you supposed to stay here or something? 432 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,370 No, no, no. No, I have keys, I was just in the neighborhood. 433 00:22:56,454 --> 00:22:59,249 I actually just got bit by a dog. 434 00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:01,417 Oh, my... Oh, my God! 435 00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:03,836 Oh, my God! I know! 436 00:23:03,962 --> 00:23:05,463 I thought I should clean it or something. 437 00:23:05,546 --> 00:23:09,717 Yeah, you should. Yeah, oh, my God. Come in and sit. 438 00:23:11,636 --> 00:23:13,721 Maybe not on the couch though because... 439 00:23:13,888 --> 00:23:15,265 I'm gonna take my pants off. 440 00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:17,307 Take your pants off? 441 00:23:17,433 --> 00:23:19,811 To get to the bite. I can't roll them up. Tight jeans. 442 00:23:19,936 --> 00:23:22,354 Right, that makes... Okay. Okay, right. 443 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,817 I'll get some Neosporin. And some hydrogen peroxide. 444 00:23:25,942 --> 00:23:26,985 Maybe some iodine? 445 00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:29,112 I'll check the bathroom. 446 00:23:33,116 --> 00:23:35,534 So what happened? What dog? 447 00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:37,203 I don't know, some street kid. 448 00:23:37,327 --> 00:23:38,328 What? 449 00:23:39,164 --> 00:23:42,500 Yeah, some homeless kid was asking for money for dog food, 450 00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:45,423 and I was like, "If you can't afford dog food, you shouldn't have a dog." 451 00:23:47,088 --> 00:23:50,340 So you lectured a homeless kid. I'm sure he loved that. 452 00:23:50,466 --> 00:23:52,135 No, I didn't lecture him, I just made a point. 453 00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,980 And then he was like, "It's for protection." 454 00:23:54,012 --> 00:23:56,097 And I was like, "That dog is not protecting anybody." 455 00:23:56,388 --> 00:23:57,598 And then what happened? 456 00:23:59,349 --> 00:24:01,686 And then it bit me. Pretty hard. 457 00:24:02,812 --> 00:24:04,396 You should probably get a tetanus shot. 458 00:24:04,522 --> 00:24:06,191 I'll be fine. 459 00:24:07,692 --> 00:24:09,694 The dog looked a lot cleaner than the kid. 460 00:24:09,777 --> 00:24:12,446 - Besides, I'm going to see a brass band... - Ow! 461 00:24:14,157 --> 00:24:16,284 I'm going to see a brass band at Zebulon tonight. 462 00:24:16,366 --> 00:24:20,288 Oh, yeah, the Hungry March Band, right? I was supposed to go to that. 463 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,248 Really? Yeah. 464 00:24:22,372 --> 00:24:25,375 You were? Yeah, but then I sat down. 465 00:24:26,627 --> 00:24:28,629 Gravity works very strongly on me. 466 00:24:28,713 --> 00:24:31,716 Especially when it's sweltering outside 467 00:24:31,841 --> 00:24:34,969 and when Almost Famous is playing for the 400th time. 468 00:24:35,385 --> 00:24:38,264 Yeah. Plus, I'm plant-sitting, so, you know, 469 00:24:38,388 --> 00:24:40,516 if I went anywhere I'd have to take them with me, 470 00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:43,686 and I'm not sure if they're all over 21. So... 471 00:24:49,984 --> 00:24:53,738 Look, this is silly. You should really take a shower. 472 00:24:53,863 --> 00:24:55,405 Or even a bath. You know, just soak it. 473 00:24:55,573 --> 00:24:57,213 You know, you really need to clean it out. 474 00:24:57,242 --> 00:24:58,408 I mean, you don't want to get an infection. 475 00:24:58,534 --> 00:25:01,787 Or rabies. Do you feel any flu-like symptoms? 476 00:25:01,913 --> 00:25:04,957 Because, if it is rabies, you need to treat it right away, 477 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,335 I mean there is no cure. You'll die. 478 00:25:07,668 --> 00:25:10,213 Wow. Dark. 479 00:25:10,462 --> 00:25:11,505 Jew. 480 00:25:11,589 --> 00:25:15,509 Uh, well, I can go back to my place if you need privacy. 481 00:25:15,593 --> 00:25:19,138 That's okay. I can shut the bathroom door. 482 00:25:24,185 --> 00:25:25,770 Hey, have you eaten? 483 00:25:26,354 --> 00:25:27,397 What? 484 00:25:27,479 --> 00:25:30,816 I was just about to order some Chinese food. So if you haven't eaten... 485 00:25:31,276 --> 00:25:34,862 Unless you're meeting someone before the show... 486 00:25:37,156 --> 00:25:41,286 No. I'm not. Chinese sounds great. 487 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,997 I'll have whatever you're having. 488 00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:54,132 They didn't call your name, you don't have a visitor. 489 00:25:54,299 --> 00:25:57,135 But maybe there is a mistake. 490 00:25:57,635 --> 00:26:00,263 Please, can you double check? 491 00:26:02,723 --> 00:26:04,642 Yeah, O'Neill, you sure you don't have 492 00:26:04,767 --> 00:26:06,685 anybody on the list for Pelage? 493 00:26:06,811 --> 00:26:10,689 Miss Claudette? Come on, that joke's older than my nana. 494 00:26:11,649 --> 00:26:13,692 It's not a joke this time. 495 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,820 Wait. 496 00:26:15,903 --> 00:26:19,698 Yeah, yeah, she's on the list. Sorry, I thought it was a joke. 497 00:26:42,472 --> 00:26:44,349 Am I allowed to touch you? 498 00:26:57,653 --> 00:27:00,365 What do you think about Bora Bora Bora? 499 00:27:00,490 --> 00:27:01,907 What? 500 00:27:02,783 --> 00:27:04,035 You mean Bora Bora? 501 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,038 No, no, I think there's three "Boras." 502 00:27:07,121 --> 00:27:09,081 I've been thinking about it for our honeymoon. 503 00:27:09,207 --> 00:27:12,335 I mean, I know Christopher's got his mind set on Madrid, 504 00:27:12,418 --> 00:27:14,879 but all those enchiladas, I get gassy. 505 00:27:15,004 --> 00:27:17,089 That's a conversation you should probably have with Christopher. 506 00:27:17,215 --> 00:27:19,633 Oh, yeah, but you've traveled. 507 00:27:19,884 --> 00:27:21,469 Not to Bora Bora. 508 00:27:21,802 --> 00:27:22,970 ...Bora. 509 00:27:24,305 --> 00:27:25,348 Hey, Trish. 510 00:27:26,098 --> 00:27:27,225 Yeah. Hey. 511 00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:28,554 Did you get through to Mercy? 512 00:27:28,558 --> 00:27:31,062 Oh, no. Not yet. But, you know, it's cool. 513 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,611 She came by the kitchen earlier, to give Red an olive. 514 00:27:40,238 --> 00:27:41,322 What? 515 00:27:41,447 --> 00:27:42,907 An olive. 516 00:27:43,366 --> 00:27:45,284 Saying an olive branch. All right? 517 00:27:45,743 --> 00:27:49,247 Either way. Red don't want nothing to do with her. 518 00:27:49,372 --> 00:27:51,416 But she turned herself in for Red. 519 00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:53,661 And she's got more time on her sentence because of her. 520 00:27:53,709 --> 00:27:55,211 Yeah, well, she brought it on herself. 521 00:27:55,294 --> 00:27:57,338 I mean, she told Pornstache about the trucks. 522 00:27:57,422 --> 00:27:58,881 She's a Judas Priest. 523 00:27:58,964 --> 00:28:00,007 Who told you that? 524 00:28:00,132 --> 00:28:01,175 Well, it's obvious, 525 00:28:01,259 --> 00:28:04,470 and I think it's disgusting after everything Red's done for her. 526 00:28:04,929 --> 00:28:06,180 It's not true. 527 00:28:07,098 --> 00:28:09,538 I mean, you don't know, so watch it with the rumors, all right? 528 00:28:09,599 --> 00:28:10,935 What's the matter with you? 529 00:28:12,562 --> 00:28:13,771 Nothing. 530 00:28:16,357 --> 00:28:18,943 You still mad 'cause we're not sleeping together? 531 00:28:19,068 --> 00:28:20,861 Oh, Christ... 532 00:28:20,986 --> 00:28:23,281 That's it. Oh, come on, Nichols, 533 00:28:23,448 --> 00:28:25,741 it's better this way. Being friends. 534 00:28:26,742 --> 00:28:29,619 You know I miss it, too, sometimes, 535 00:28:29,745 --> 00:28:32,622 but I gotta stay true to Christopher. 536 00:28:33,165 --> 00:28:35,209 God, please no more about fucking Christopher. 537 00:28:35,293 --> 00:28:38,921 I can't cheat on him. You know I can't cheat on him. 538 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:40,756 Yeah, I know you can't cheat on him. 539 00:28:40,839 --> 00:28:43,301 You know why? Because Christopher doesn't fucking exist, 540 00:28:43,426 --> 00:28:45,303 at least not in your life. 541 00:28:45,428 --> 00:28:48,431 He hasn't visited you since three weeks after you got here. 542 00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,057 That's not true. 543 00:28:50,141 --> 00:28:52,351 Yeah, it is, and everybody knows it. 544 00:28:52,602 --> 00:28:53,978 And the only reason nobody says anything 545 00:28:54,145 --> 00:28:55,480 is 'cause they're embarrassed for you, 546 00:28:55,605 --> 00:28:56,772 because it's pathetic. 547 00:28:58,566 --> 00:28:59,817 But I'm sick of it. 548 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:04,280 Just like I'm sick of you talking about things you don't know anything about. 549 00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:06,949 Fuck you. 550 00:29:07,158 --> 00:29:08,867 Hey! Fuck you, too. 551 00:29:10,828 --> 00:29:13,831 Yeah, go do your make-believe somewhere else. 552 00:29:13,956 --> 00:29:16,083 I don't have patience for it anymore. 553 00:29:54,372 --> 00:29:56,081 Hey! Trish? 554 00:29:56,832 --> 00:29:58,876 Trish, how's it going? Hi! 555 00:29:59,001 --> 00:30:00,878 Where you been? It's been forever, yo. 556 00:30:01,045 --> 00:30:03,339 I got a job in a kitchen. 557 00:30:03,422 --> 00:30:04,882 Around here? Yeah, yeah. 558 00:30:05,049 --> 00:30:08,219 Well, you gotta come by the park sometime and say hi. 559 00:30:08,386 --> 00:30:11,305 I should. I will. Yeah. Where you staying? 560 00:30:11,847 --> 00:30:13,724 You know, nowhere permanent right now 561 00:30:13,849 --> 00:30:15,726 but I stay in the shelter some nights 562 00:30:15,851 --> 00:30:19,355 and I'm 18 now so they can't call my folks. 563 00:30:19,438 --> 00:30:21,758 Yeah, so I'm free, you know, I'm living the dream, you know. 564 00:30:22,274 --> 00:30:24,402 Hey, I got a Section 8 apartment. 565 00:30:25,277 --> 00:30:26,362 Really? 566 00:30:26,487 --> 00:30:28,322 Yeah, I'm there with my boyfriend. 567 00:30:29,907 --> 00:30:31,576 I mean, if you want, you can crash for a while. 568 00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:33,327 You know, if things get real bad. 569 00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:34,745 No, no. That's... 570 00:30:34,828 --> 00:30:36,747 Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah, you know me. 571 00:30:36,830 --> 00:30:38,374 I don't like asking for favors from anybody. 572 00:30:38,499 --> 00:30:40,042 Hey, you're not asking, I'm offering. 573 00:30:40,209 --> 00:30:42,712 Oh, that's cool, Allie. That's really great. 574 00:30:43,879 --> 00:30:45,797 You stop by the park sometime 575 00:30:45,923 --> 00:30:47,925 and hook me up with some leftovers, all right? 576 00:30:48,050 --> 00:30:50,678 Okay, Trish, I will. I will. 577 00:31:00,271 --> 00:31:02,314 You like kids, Bennett? 578 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,525 Sure. They're all right. You? 579 00:31:04,609 --> 00:31:06,777 Of course. Who doesn't like kids? 580 00:31:17,413 --> 00:31:18,830 Listen up. 581 00:31:19,624 --> 00:31:23,043 You are about to enter a federal correctional facility. 582 00:31:23,544 --> 00:31:26,964 You will be held to the same expectations as the inmates. 583 00:31:27,131 --> 00:31:31,385 That means no talking, no chewing gum, no acting disrespectful, 584 00:31:31,552 --> 00:31:32,844 you understand me? 585 00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:34,805 All right, is that it? Let's go. 586 00:31:34,888 --> 00:31:36,249 Wait, there's one more. 587 00:31:42,062 --> 00:31:43,981 These kids are all delinquents, right? 588 00:31:44,106 --> 00:31:45,608 Yeah, I thought so. 589 00:31:45,691 --> 00:31:47,610 I wonder what she did. 590 00:31:52,156 --> 00:31:53,907 Here she comes. 591 00:31:53,991 --> 00:31:56,034 Okay, I'm on it. Yo, Doggett! 592 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,746 Hey, hold up. Yeah. 593 00:31:59,997 --> 00:32:03,000 Listen, I heard you cured Janae's knee. Is that true? 594 00:32:03,167 --> 00:32:05,647 Yes, yeah. I am just a simple woman, doing the work of the Lord. 595 00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:08,880 I see. Look, that's really... It's incredible. 596 00:32:10,007 --> 00:32:11,425 Do you think you could help me? 597 00:32:11,509 --> 00:32:12,677 Well, what's hurting? 598 00:32:12,802 --> 00:32:15,220 My mind, I have unclean thoughts. 599 00:32:17,014 --> 00:32:18,599 Lesbian content. 600 00:32:19,183 --> 00:32:20,392 What do you think? Do you think you could help? 601 00:32:20,518 --> 00:32:21,477 You know, you're messin' with me 602 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,080 and I don't mess with my Lord that way. 603 00:32:23,103 --> 00:32:24,743 Sorry but... No, I'm not. I'm not, I swear. 604 00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,524 I mean, since... 605 00:32:26,649 --> 00:32:30,361 Look, since I had Little Boo, I found these feelings of mothering, 606 00:32:30,528 --> 00:32:31,612 deep inside me. 607 00:32:31,945 --> 00:32:33,698 I think someday I might wanna have a kid. 608 00:32:33,781 --> 00:32:35,157 But I don't want to do it with another woman, 609 00:32:35,282 --> 00:32:37,535 'cause those kids, they always turn out gay. 610 00:32:37,951 --> 00:32:41,079 And being queer, that is really hard life. 611 00:32:41,205 --> 00:32:42,206 Mm-hmm. 612 00:32:42,289 --> 00:32:47,169 The cycle of terror ends now, with me. I swear. 613 00:32:47,628 --> 00:32:48,962 You're serious? Mm-hmm. 614 00:32:49,087 --> 00:32:51,549 You ready to take on the Lord's grace? 615 00:32:53,008 --> 00:32:54,051 Kneel before me. 616 00:32:55,219 --> 00:32:57,095 Bring the dog, please. 617 00:32:57,429 --> 00:33:00,599 Right here before me we have a sinner, Lord, 618 00:33:00,725 --> 00:33:03,477 who's ready to accept you into her heart. 619 00:33:03,561 --> 00:33:07,898 Cleanse her heart of sickness and her mind of filth. 620 00:33:08,273 --> 00:33:09,441 Yeah, I'm still seeing filth. 621 00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:12,194 Concentrate! Dear Lord, I ask you today 622 00:33:12,277 --> 00:33:16,866 to help this sinner find a life of family, a life of rightness. 623 00:33:16,990 --> 00:33:20,661 We're gonna make her pure and whole and good again. 624 00:33:20,745 --> 00:33:24,956 As I lay my hand on this child's head, right here, right now, 625 00:33:25,082 --> 00:33:28,544 I ask you Lord, help her. Help her become... 626 00:33:29,378 --> 00:33:31,922 ...gay, Lord, no more! 627 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,845 I don't feel any different. 628 00:33:39,096 --> 00:33:43,475 Wait, let me try picturing the 2008 US Women's Soccer Team, 629 00:33:43,601 --> 00:33:44,769 that usually works. 630 00:33:44,894 --> 00:33:45,895 Okay. 631 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,024 Kick it, kick it! 632 00:33:51,817 --> 00:33:55,863 Wait. Wait, I don't feel anything. I don't feel anything! 633 00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:58,156 It worked. I don't like this. Change me back! 634 00:33:58,282 --> 00:34:00,492 Don't leave me here like this. Don't leave me straight! 635 00:34:00,618 --> 00:34:01,786 Thank you. Thank you. 636 00:34:01,911 --> 00:34:03,078 Change me back! 637 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:06,123 Hey, Trish. 638 00:34:06,290 --> 00:34:07,458 Hey, what's up? 639 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:11,545 Yo, Nichols, I know you're probably not 640 00:34:11,670 --> 00:34:13,756 supposed to talk to me and everything, 641 00:34:13,839 --> 00:34:17,968 but could you do me a solid and tell Red I'm gonna make it right? 642 00:34:18,469 --> 00:34:19,511 Yeah, okay. 643 00:34:19,637 --> 00:34:23,933 You tell her that we're gonna be square 644 00:34:24,015 --> 00:34:26,560 'cause I'm gonna figure something out. 645 00:34:30,481 --> 00:34:31,941 Jesus Christ. 646 00:34:32,190 --> 00:34:34,693 Ladies! Time to report to your work details. 647 00:34:35,778 --> 00:34:37,321 Those of you with prior approval 648 00:34:37,446 --> 00:34:38,989 can make your way to the front entrance 649 00:34:39,072 --> 00:34:40,574 to meet today's special guests. 650 00:34:40,741 --> 00:34:42,743 Showtime. Am I right? Yeah, yeah! 651 00:34:42,827 --> 00:34:44,369 Hey! 652 00:34:44,662 --> 00:34:46,872 Walk. In orderly fashion. 653 00:34:54,546 --> 00:34:56,757 That's the cafeteria, you don't wanna go up there. 654 00:34:56,841 --> 00:34:58,258 Stay right around here. 655 00:34:58,425 --> 00:35:01,052 Hey. What the fuck do you think you're doing? 656 00:35:01,178 --> 00:35:03,472 I'm going to see the kids. They said I could come. 657 00:35:03,555 --> 00:35:04,974 Oh, did they? 658 00:35:05,056 --> 00:35:07,852 Yeah. Plus, I get out of work, so it's cool. 659 00:35:07,935 --> 00:35:10,312 You can't even keep your fucking eyes open. 660 00:35:10,395 --> 00:35:11,939 It's my fault for trusting a stupid fucking 661 00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:14,107 junkie moron idiot. What are you doing? 662 00:35:14,191 --> 00:35:15,484 Just stay in here. 663 00:35:15,567 --> 00:35:17,862 You don't have to go to work. Just stay out of sight. 664 00:35:17,945 --> 00:35:19,864 What am I supposed to do in here? 665 00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:21,406 Take a nap. 666 00:35:27,621 --> 00:35:29,999 I don't understand. What is it you're trying to pay for? 667 00:35:30,123 --> 00:35:31,208 These headphones. 668 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:32,376 Yeah, we don't sell those. 669 00:35:32,501 --> 00:35:34,712 But you did two years ago. 670 00:35:35,212 --> 00:35:38,089 I borrowed them from you, when I didn't have the money, 671 00:35:38,215 --> 00:35:40,759 but I do now, so I want to settle my debt. 672 00:35:41,343 --> 00:35:43,888 Let me get the manager. 673 00:36:01,989 --> 00:36:04,282 Listen, I told you not to come in here. 674 00:36:04,408 --> 00:36:07,411 But I'm here to pay you for something I haven't paid for yet. 675 00:36:07,578 --> 00:36:09,329 I owe you for these headphones, yo. 676 00:36:09,413 --> 00:36:11,081 Just go. 677 00:36:11,248 --> 00:36:12,917 No, no. I'm no thief. I settle my debts. 678 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:14,960 Just go before I call the cops. 679 00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:16,837 Sam. What? 680 00:36:16,921 --> 00:36:18,401 I saw her take one of those necklaces. 681 00:36:18,463 --> 00:36:21,926 No, I'm gonna pay for that later, you know. But first things first. 682 00:36:22,009 --> 00:36:25,262 So what do we just say, it's $20, and we call it even? 683 00:36:25,429 --> 00:36:27,264 That necklace doesn't even cost that much. 684 00:36:27,389 --> 00:36:29,558 Isn't for the necklace. It's for the headphones. 685 00:36:29,641 --> 00:36:31,101 Sara, don't let her leave. 686 00:36:31,226 --> 00:36:32,686 You don't let her leave. 687 00:36:32,853 --> 00:36:34,646 I don't get paid enough. 688 00:36:36,356 --> 00:36:37,691 Hey! Where you going? 689 00:36:38,025 --> 00:36:39,150 Nowhere. 690 00:36:42,112 --> 00:36:43,405 She steal something? 691 00:36:43,530 --> 00:36:44,865 I'm not sure. 692 00:36:56,001 --> 00:36:58,295 Inmates, say hello. 693 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:07,012 What's up? 694 00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:09,974 What's your name? What's your fucking name? Rebecca. 695 00:37:10,057 --> 00:37:13,351 Here we go. You ready to see some Shakespeare shit? 696 00:37:13,477 --> 00:37:16,229 What the fuck you smiling for? What are you, some kind of clown? 697 00:37:16,396 --> 00:37:17,648 What the fuck you smiling for? 698 00:37:17,773 --> 00:37:21,234 You think this is a joke? Do I look like a fucking joke to you? 699 00:37:21,318 --> 00:37:24,488 You wouldn't make it one goddamn night in here, you understand... 700 00:37:24,571 --> 00:37:27,198 "You common cry of curs whose breath 701 00:37:27,324 --> 00:37:29,994 "I hate as reek o' the rotten fens, 702 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:35,165 "whose loves I prize as the dead carcasses of unburied men 703 00:37:35,290 --> 00:37:38,002 "that do corrupt my air!" 704 00:37:41,505 --> 00:37:45,342 Thank you. And thank you. 705 00:37:45,592 --> 00:37:47,011 Speak up! Rebecca! 706 00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:48,971 Oh? Oh! 707 00:37:49,054 --> 00:37:51,140 You trying to cop a fuckin' attitude with me now? 708 00:37:51,222 --> 00:37:52,474 No, I just... What? 709 00:37:52,557 --> 00:37:54,309 You said speak up, so... Don't fucking play with me! 710 00:37:54,476 --> 00:37:55,686 Don't play with her! 711 00:37:56,478 --> 00:37:58,522 Why? Smarten up. This is for real! 712 00:37:58,647 --> 00:37:59,731 Goals! 713 00:37:59,857 --> 00:38:01,108 What, you quiet now? 714 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:04,528 You don't got a joke to tell, clown? You don't got a joke to tell? 715 00:38:04,611 --> 00:38:06,279 You're a fucking smoking clown. 716 00:38:06,404 --> 00:38:08,115 What you gonna tell jokes and juggle? 717 00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:10,200 Get your hands off my fuckin' pussy. 718 00:38:10,283 --> 00:38:12,369 You wanna touch it? You wanna touch it for real? 719 00:38:12,536 --> 00:38:14,371 So, wassup? You think you tough, 720 00:38:14,496 --> 00:38:16,373 'cause you in a wheelchair and shit? 721 00:38:16,456 --> 00:38:17,457 No. 722 00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:19,250 Well, you know what I'm saying, 723 00:38:19,376 --> 00:38:21,378 ain't no wheelchair ramps in prison, right? 724 00:38:21,503 --> 00:38:22,983 Ain't nobody gonna be holding no doors 725 00:38:23,005 --> 00:38:24,381 open for you and shit up in here. 726 00:38:24,506 --> 00:38:25,716 I don't need nobody to hold doors for me. 727 00:38:25,841 --> 00:38:27,843 I can do anything anybody else can do. 728 00:38:29,845 --> 00:38:31,346 My bad. That's cool. You know what I'm sayin'? 729 00:38:31,429 --> 00:38:32,806 I didn't mean you couldn't do stuff... 730 00:38:32,890 --> 00:38:35,392 They told me I couldn't rob a liquor store, 731 00:38:35,809 --> 00:38:37,895 'cause I'm a roller. But I showed them. 732 00:38:37,978 --> 00:38:39,229 Get your face down! Don't look at me in the eye! 733 00:38:39,312 --> 00:38:40,731 All right, well, you know, 734 00:38:40,856 --> 00:38:42,941 that's not something you need to prove to everybody. 735 00:38:43,067 --> 00:38:47,071 They told me I couldn't gang bang. And now I got my own gang. 736 00:38:47,154 --> 00:38:51,324 Of handicapped people? Yo, listen, that's not... 737 00:38:51,408 --> 00:38:54,036 You're just gonna make things harder for yourself, man. 738 00:38:54,161 --> 00:38:57,164 How many of y'all is it? Y'all just roll up on people? 739 00:38:57,372 --> 00:38:59,833 This isn't enough. We aren't helping these kids enough. 740 00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:02,460 Are you sure? Most of them are crying. 741 00:39:02,586 --> 00:39:04,588 No child left behind. 742 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:08,383 Where's Tricia? I requested her. I don't know. 743 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,761 Find her. It'll be good for them 744 00:39:10,928 --> 00:39:12,846 to get scared by someone their own age. 745 00:39:16,391 --> 00:39:18,435 Receive the Lord! 746 00:39:19,603 --> 00:39:21,271 Can I get an Amen? Amen! 747 00:39:21,354 --> 00:39:23,607 Can I get another Amen? Amen! Amen! 748 00:39:29,613 --> 00:39:33,784 Yeah! The Lord is speaking to me right now 749 00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:36,453 and he is gonna heal you of that eczema! 750 00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:40,624 I can't even... This is, this is evil. This is evil. 751 00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:43,293 No. This is divine retribution. 752 00:39:44,461 --> 00:39:46,504 I'm gonna pee in my pants. 753 00:39:46,630 --> 00:39:48,465 Now when I say Jesus loves you, you say, "Yes!" 754 00:39:48,548 --> 00:39:50,467 Jesus loves you! Yes! 755 00:39:50,550 --> 00:39:51,969 Does Jesus love you? Yes! 756 00:39:52,094 --> 00:39:53,428 Does Jesus love me? Yes! 757 00:39:53,511 --> 00:39:56,473 Holy fuck! I wish we could put this shit on YouTube. 758 00:39:56,556 --> 00:39:58,934 Yeah, it's funny. Hey, have you seen Tricia Miller? 759 00:39:59,143 --> 00:40:02,687 Miller. Huh. No. Why? 760 00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:04,856 She was supposed to be on the tour and she's not at work. 761 00:40:04,982 --> 00:40:06,441 I better radio in. No, no! 762 00:40:06,524 --> 00:40:10,403 You know what, I did see her. She just stepped off to go to the bathroom. 763 00:40:10,654 --> 00:40:13,406 I'll send her your way as soon as she comes back. Okay. 764 00:40:13,490 --> 00:40:15,075 Yep! You got it. 765 00:40:15,159 --> 00:40:17,452 Can I get some love? Can I hear the word love? 766 00:40:17,577 --> 00:40:18,620 Love! Love! 767 00:40:20,497 --> 00:40:22,082 Take a look. This is where you shower. 768 00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:24,001 Does this look like a nice place to take a shower? 769 00:40:24,084 --> 00:40:26,336 Uh-uh. Shit, it's super fungus all up in here. 770 00:40:26,461 --> 00:40:28,672 My feet be itching ever since I got here. 771 00:40:28,755 --> 00:40:31,008 Itching all the livelong day. 772 00:40:33,218 --> 00:40:34,845 Um, hello? 773 00:40:36,096 --> 00:40:39,308 Itchy feet not the only thing you gotta worry about, right? 774 00:40:39,850 --> 00:40:40,851 Tell 'em, Chapman. 775 00:40:41,018 --> 00:40:42,019 Tell them what? 776 00:40:42,186 --> 00:40:44,813 Tell 'em what happens when you drop a bar of soap in prison. 777 00:40:44,896 --> 00:40:47,691 You know, I don't really think that that stereotype applies here. 778 00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:49,526 Oh, yes, it does. 779 00:40:51,028 --> 00:40:52,737 Well, okay. But I use body wash. 780 00:40:52,863 --> 00:40:54,572 To molest people with? 781 00:40:55,824 --> 00:40:58,118 Man, this is a joke! You all just putting on a show. 782 00:40:58,202 --> 00:41:00,162 Yo, keep laughing, little kid. 783 00:41:00,245 --> 00:41:02,497 Shut up real quick once Chapman gets you. 784 00:41:04,415 --> 00:41:07,836 That's right. Chapman a stone cold lesbian 785 00:41:07,919 --> 00:41:09,963 and she put you through your paces. 786 00:41:10,047 --> 00:41:11,548 Why am I the stone cold lesbian? 787 00:41:11,673 --> 00:41:13,175 Lesbionic. 788 00:41:14,176 --> 00:41:15,219 Chapman! 789 00:41:22,517 --> 00:41:24,186 It's for the children. 790 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:32,777 Fuck. Fuck! 791 00:41:37,115 --> 00:41:39,284 All right, shitstain, up and at 'em. 792 00:41:43,163 --> 00:41:44,455 What the fuck? 793 00:41:50,503 --> 00:41:53,882 Hey! Hey! Fuck! 794 00:42:03,683 --> 00:42:05,435 Shit. Shit. 795 00:42:14,361 --> 00:42:18,115 See that fuckin' toilet? No door on the motherfuckin' stall? 796 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,449 That sound like fun to you? 797 00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:23,161 You got to use the bathroom, everybody see. 798 00:42:23,287 --> 00:42:25,622 Even if it's number two. Yeah. 799 00:42:25,747 --> 00:42:30,294 One, two, three, it don't matter in prison. 800 00:42:30,585 --> 00:42:31,795 I don't care. 801 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,880 You don't care? I don't care. 802 00:42:34,005 --> 00:42:35,806 All right, all right, I've had enough of this. 803 00:42:35,882 --> 00:42:37,634 You think this is a joke? Do you? 804 00:42:37,759 --> 00:42:38,969 Yeah, kind of. 805 00:42:39,136 --> 00:42:44,057 How 'bout you spend the night here? Just you and Chapman. 806 00:42:45,309 --> 00:42:46,601 You like that? 807 00:42:46,684 --> 00:42:49,438 Yeah, you get that wet Chapman treatment. 808 00:42:50,688 --> 00:42:52,357 Whatever. Whatever? 809 00:42:52,482 --> 00:42:53,817 Whatever! Fuck you. 810 00:42:53,984 --> 00:42:56,111 All right, let's go. 811 00:42:57,154 --> 00:43:01,158 Not you. You stay here. You stay here. 812 00:43:01,658 --> 00:43:04,535 Chapman. Have a nice lunch. 813 00:43:05,745 --> 00:43:08,665 You know, I'm not even fully like that. Ha! 814 00:43:08,790 --> 00:43:12,169 "Little honor to be much believed." 815 00:43:13,628 --> 00:43:16,589 So what, now's the part where you try to scare me? 816 00:43:16,965 --> 00:43:20,885 No. No, I really, I don't want to scare you. 817 00:43:21,052 --> 00:43:24,306 But believe me, you don't want to be in here. 818 00:43:24,514 --> 00:43:26,766 Don't touch me! Dyke faggot bitch! 819 00:43:34,691 --> 00:43:36,734 Excuse me? You heard me. 820 00:43:37,277 --> 00:43:38,528 What's your name again? 821 00:43:38,611 --> 00:43:40,197 Dina. Dina. 822 00:43:41,198 --> 00:43:42,491 That's a pretty name. 823 00:43:44,368 --> 00:43:47,704 You know, I could tell you a lot of things that would scare you, Dina. 824 00:43:48,038 --> 00:43:50,239 I could tell you that I'm gonna make you my prison bitch, 825 00:43:50,374 --> 00:43:52,542 I could tell you that I'm gonna make you my house mouse, 826 00:43:52,625 --> 00:43:55,585 that I will have sex with you even if we don't have an emotional connection. 827 00:43:55,712 --> 00:43:58,173 That I'm gonna do to you what the spring does with the cherry trees, 828 00:43:58,256 --> 00:44:00,008 but in a prison way. 829 00:44:01,009 --> 00:44:02,344 Pablo Neruda. 830 00:44:03,928 --> 00:44:05,555 But why bother? 831 00:44:07,349 --> 00:44:08,641 You're too tough, right? 832 00:44:09,226 --> 00:44:11,228 Yeah, I know how easy it is to convince yourself 833 00:44:11,395 --> 00:44:13,397 you're something that you're not. 834 00:44:14,231 --> 00:44:18,068 You could do that on the outside. You can just keep moving. 835 00:44:18,568 --> 00:44:22,155 Keep yourself so busy you don't have to face who you really are. 836 00:44:23,323 --> 00:44:24,324 But... 837 00:44:29,662 --> 00:44:30,914 ...you're weak. 838 00:44:32,541 --> 00:44:34,125 Back the fuck off me. 839 00:44:37,754 --> 00:44:41,716 I'm like you, Dina. I'm weak, too. 840 00:44:43,343 --> 00:44:46,304 I can't get through this without somebody to touch, 841 00:44:46,430 --> 00:44:48,139 without somebody to love. 842 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:51,809 Is that because sex numbs the pain? 843 00:44:51,935 --> 00:44:53,686 Or is it because I'm some evil fuck-monster? 844 00:44:53,770 --> 00:44:54,854 I don't know. 845 00:44:54,938 --> 00:44:59,067 But I do know, I was somebody before I came in here. 846 00:45:00,026 --> 00:45:03,612 I was somebody with a life that I chose for myself. 847 00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:09,411 And now, now it's just about getting through the day without crying. 848 00:45:10,454 --> 00:45:14,541 And I'm scared. I'm still scared. 849 00:45:16,543 --> 00:45:21,256 I'm scared that I'm not myself in here, and I'm scared that I am. 850 00:45:21,798 --> 00:45:24,134 Other people aren't the scariest part of prison, Dina, 851 00:45:24,801 --> 00:45:27,971 it's coming face-to-face with who you really are. 852 00:45:28,805 --> 00:45:30,681 Because once you're behind these walls, 853 00:45:30,807 --> 00:45:33,143 there's nowhere to run, even if you could run. 854 00:45:34,227 --> 00:45:36,645 The truth catches up with you in here, Dina. 855 00:45:37,939 --> 00:45:41,192 And it's the truth that's gonna make you her bitch. 856 00:45:54,789 --> 00:45:57,542 Damn. You cold. 857 00:45:57,834 --> 00:45:59,503 Bitches gots to learn. 858 00:46:05,425 --> 00:46:07,718 All right, listen up! 859 00:46:20,815 --> 00:46:22,066 Oh, fuck. 860 00:46:45,465 --> 00:46:46,924 Hey, Doggett. 861 00:46:48,843 --> 00:46:51,054 I think there's a soul in the bathroom that needs saving. 862 00:46:51,388 --> 00:46:52,430 Constipation? 863 00:46:52,556 --> 00:46:54,224 No, this girl needs a miracle. 864 00:46:59,896 --> 00:47:02,273 All right. What have we learned today? 865 00:47:02,566 --> 00:47:04,317 Don't go to prison. That's right. 866 00:47:04,401 --> 00:47:05,985 Or what happens? 867 00:47:06,152 --> 00:47:07,529 We'll have to live here with you. 868 00:47:07,654 --> 00:47:08,988 That's right. 869 00:47:09,072 --> 00:47:11,115 And respect your parents, you hear. 870 00:47:11,241 --> 00:47:12,783 And stay away from that bud. 871 00:47:12,909 --> 00:47:14,494 And clean your rooms. 872 00:47:14,952 --> 00:47:17,706 And don't embezzle, or illegally download media. 873 00:47:18,206 --> 00:47:19,874 Uh, yeah. 874 00:47:29,092 --> 00:47:32,178 We know you're good kids. You're not gonna make the same mistakes. 875 00:47:32,470 --> 00:47:34,311 - We believe in you. - Please leave me alone! 876 00:47:34,389 --> 00:47:35,682 Jesus! 877 00:47:36,057 --> 00:47:38,097 - Nobody move! Nobody move! - Get off of me! Help! 878 00:47:38,184 --> 00:47:41,730 Lord, I call on you right now to make this child walk again! 879 00:47:41,896 --> 00:47:44,815 Make her walk again, sweet Lord. Work through me... 880 00:47:44,941 --> 00:47:48,111 Hey! Hey, get off of her! Get off her. 881 00:47:48,194 --> 00:47:49,820 Jesus has sent me to help... Ow! 882 00:47:52,365 --> 00:47:55,910 Lord, they're blinding me! I am your martyr! 883 00:48:00,415 --> 00:48:01,499 What's going on? 884 00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:02,626 All right, settle down. 885 00:48:02,959 --> 00:48:06,630 This is Bell. We have a situation in the E-Dorm bathroom. 886 00:48:06,755 --> 00:48:09,798 Unruly inmate restrained and in need of escort to Psych. 887 00:48:09,966 --> 00:48:11,134 Is this real? 888 00:48:11,301 --> 00:48:12,469 I am terminating the tour. 889 00:48:12,594 --> 00:48:15,054 I will proceed with the children to the main entrance. Copy? 890 00:48:15,639 --> 00:48:18,057 Bell, this is Fischer. 891 00:48:18,141 --> 00:48:20,017 Copy that, but... What? 892 00:48:20,226 --> 00:48:21,906 Don't bring the kids down Corridor B, okay? 893 00:48:22,353 --> 00:48:23,480 What? Why? 894 00:48:23,812 --> 00:48:24,813 Um... 895 00:48:25,398 --> 00:48:27,525 We have a situation down here, too. 896 00:48:29,611 --> 00:48:33,822 Back it up. Back it up. Come on. 897 00:48:46,043 --> 00:48:48,837 There's a lot of touching going on down there. 898 00:48:48,963 --> 00:48:50,674 Healy, now is not the time. 899 00:48:50,799 --> 00:48:52,509 Ladies, let's break it up. 900 00:48:53,176 --> 00:48:54,678 I just saw her. 901 00:48:56,887 --> 00:48:58,682 We all just saw her. 902 00:49:08,483 --> 00:49:11,027 Copy that, we have Cellblock D on lockdown... 903 00:49:45,228 --> 00:49:46,646 Red? 904 00:50:02,412 --> 00:50:06,082 It's my fault. I turned her away. 905 00:50:06,499 --> 00:50:08,585 No. This is not on you. 906 00:50:08,668 --> 00:50:11,337 I didn't mean she was out forever. 907 00:50:11,962 --> 00:50:14,131 I just wanted to teach her a lesson. 908 00:50:18,927 --> 00:50:20,471 I thought she was stronger. 909 00:50:20,805 --> 00:50:24,434 She was. She didn't hang herself. She OD'd. 910 00:50:24,559 --> 00:50:26,639 I saw her wobbling around the cafeteria this morning. 911 00:50:28,396 --> 00:50:31,023 So she killed herself a different way. 912 00:50:31,107 --> 00:50:33,317 I'm the one responsible. 913 00:50:33,443 --> 00:50:37,405 No! This isn't on you. It's on me. 914 00:50:39,407 --> 00:50:42,285 I'm the one who finked to Pornstache about Neptune. 915 00:50:43,494 --> 00:50:45,288 I'm the reason the drugs are still comin' in. 916 00:50:49,459 --> 00:50:50,543 Why? 917 00:50:53,003 --> 00:50:56,382 Oh, God. I don't know. 918 00:50:57,926 --> 00:51:01,679 I was just mad at you for always shitting on me. 919 00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:03,431 I only sent Tricia to detox 920 00:51:03,514 --> 00:51:05,683 because I thought they would start an investigation. 921 00:51:05,974 --> 00:51:08,060 To put an end to all of this. 922 00:51:08,227 --> 00:51:09,646 I didn't know that. 923 00:51:12,857 --> 00:51:14,484 You were right to not trust me. 924 00:51:14,943 --> 00:51:18,655 Nicky, I trust you more than anyone. 925 00:51:19,697 --> 00:51:21,031 I always have. 926 00:51:21,198 --> 00:51:22,991 I do now more than ever. 927 00:51:23,242 --> 00:51:26,579 Now? You got shit in your ears or something? 928 00:51:26,663 --> 00:51:28,832 I betrayed you. 929 00:51:28,957 --> 00:51:30,500 I know. 930 00:51:33,503 --> 00:51:35,003 And that's why I trust you. 931 00:51:35,129 --> 00:51:36,881 Because I know you'll do whatever it takes 932 00:51:37,005 --> 00:51:39,175 to make things right. For Tricia. 933 00:51:39,509 --> 00:51:43,346 I was stupid to think this prison would ever look into things. 934 00:51:44,305 --> 00:51:48,852 Even if they caught Pornstache stuffing drugs down her throat, 935 00:51:48,977 --> 00:51:51,813 they'd do anything to avoid a scandal. 936 00:51:53,815 --> 00:51:55,775 It's up to us now, Nicky. 937 00:51:56,192 --> 00:51:57,273 What are you talking about? 938 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,153 You know what I'm talking about. 939 00:52:03,366 --> 00:52:05,326 I'm talking about Mendez. 940 00:52:07,077 --> 00:52:09,205 I want that motherfucker. 941 00:52:10,206 --> 00:52:13,710 I want that motherfucker taken out. 942 00:52:14,505 --> 00:52:25,069 Sync and corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com